Bingo Humor

When playing online bingo, there are a few things you should remember, one of which is to keep smiling. Bingo is fun, so why not smile? And bingo humor is funny, so why not laugh?

So smile, friends. Smile and enjoy your life, your game of bingo online, your chat mates, just enjoy it all. Remember you only live once, but in this life you can play online bingo as many times as you wish. Just keep cool, keep laughing.

10 Reasons why dogs can't play bingo: 

1. They're too busy sniffing the rear of the next dog over to keep track of 
   their cards.
   
2. Bingo always seems to come out "bark-o."
   
3. Don't know what to do with the money when they've won.
   
4. Too distracted by the cats playing at the next table.
   
5. Drool spreads the ink from the daubers.
   
6. Their tails knock over other player's cards.
   
7. They can't dye their hair blue.
   
8. Those chairs aren't comfortable if you have four legs.
   
9. They keep eating the cards.
   
10. No opposable thumb means they can't grasp the dauber.